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Disappointed to see the Mail on Sunday's Peter Hitchens stealing peanuts in the British Airways lounge yesterday. When his flight to Tenerife flight was called he looked around furtively and crammed about eight packets into his underpants. 

"Give over, ah wor fair starving," the oaf roared,  in his broad Yorkshire accent, when I remonstrated with him. 

On reflection, I'm not certain it was Hitchens.