The Conspiracy Song: lyrics and background

Today, I release the sixth and final music video from The Cautionary Campfire Songbook (Amazon (UK) | Amazon (US)), and the associated album produced in conjunction with Koit: Cautionary Campfire Songs (Amazon | Google Play | iTunes).

Today’s lesson: Not everything you read on the internets is true. Don’t expect everyone to be reasonable about this.

The Conspiracy Song

I have made the artistic decision to refrain from any comment on the alleged merit of any of the conspiracy theories referenced in this song. Similarly, I have no comment to make on the alleged significance of any images used in this or any other music video. I make this statement of my own free will, and under no duress.

THE CONSPIRACY SONG

Lyrics by Tim Ireland

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The Pope is a lizard

And so is/was the Queen

Who murdered Diana

And got away clean

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Obama’s a Kenyan

And Reagan caused AIDS

George Bush had abortions

(or so people say)

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They knocked Norma Jean off

They killed JFK

Who got shot and poisoned

By the CIA

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They faked the moon landings

But Roswell was real

There’s drugs in the water

And worms in our meals

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They can’t hide the chemtrails

We can’t trust vaccines

We all know that jet fuel

Can’t melt through steel beams

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And the New World Order

Will brainwash your kids

And use MKUltra

To hide what they d…

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[Singer(s) to suffer a sudden and shadowy but ultimately unexplained death/disappearance by an unknown hand. Examples include: sudden and lethal mushroom poisoning event, forced abduction by hooded men, a laser from the woods appearing on a chest moments before a shot rings out.]

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